"No, you brought two too many." (Charles Bronson, Once Upon a Time in the West

Ain't no need to watch where I'm goin'; just need to know where I've been.
Mater....CARS The Movie....

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry

Player #1: Shut up, meat-head!
Thornton Melon: Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.
Player #1: Yeah? Wanna make something of it?
Thornton Melon: Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...
Thornton Melon: [points at Lou] HE gets physical.
[Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand]
Lou: [stepping up to the player] You got a problem?
Player #1: No. I haven't got a problem.
Lou: Well, now you do.

nearly any line from smokey and the bandit is quote-worthy.

Not from a movie but from a t.v. show.I thought it was appropriate since Thanksgiving is near.

"As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."
Arthur Carlson W.K.R.P. In Cincinnati

Some of my favourite lines from the movies:
From "The Pirates of Silicon Valley" - IBM Executive to Bill Gates: The profits are in the computers themselves, not this software stuff.

From "The Tall T" Randolph Scott - 1957: Pat Brennan: Some things a man can't ride around.

Elwood Blues Jake Blues has a fight over the police car Elwood Blues got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone]
Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it...
[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

John Belushi, and Dan Akroyd; The Blues Brothers.

bring out the Gimp. the gimps a sleep. guess you better wake him up then.

~ The radio is gone...That means - the car is gone! Oh God, not the car! Oh no! Anything, but not the car"

The Toad

American Graffiti